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May 22 2018

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the-absolute-best-posts:

“I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS”

theweirdwideweb:

me (two days into spring): do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong

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seaaaaaan:

twitter cher is a GIFT to this wretched world

ginsengsheetmask:

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

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burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

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May 21 2018

scanalan:

prettydoddleoddle:

I want emo versions of idioms


Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

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quicksilver-ace:

kleinsens:

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

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thefinalfucktier:

has this been done yet?

pinenuttrekkie:

Ryan Coogler and Taika Waititi after Infinity War:

kawaii-keke-chan:

junkraty:

“there were no cases of autism before 1930″

Yeah mt Everest wasn’t discovered till 1856 but im sure the fucking mountain still existed

LOL

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To Do List:

dorothy-williams:

1. Buy money clip (engraved?)

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sauvamente:

thinkmillionsmakemillions:

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

  • it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

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gallusrostromegalus:

Ironically, more accurate.

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